Yes, you read correctly. I wrote/typed Panda Porn, but please notice the question marks behind the phrase, and allow me to explain. The other night I was at my physical therapist (pain in my back and still working out some kinks with my broken knee) ( Yes indeed Patrick and I are messes). But I digress….

As she was working on my lower back we were talking about this and that. She is actually a friend of ours now . We met back during my broken knee cap fiasco. We do dinners every now and again and try to hang out when we can. So, as she was doing her magic on my back she was like “Oh my god have you heard about the Pandas?” I, having no clue as to what she was talking about, replied in the negative. She then related this story to me, the details are kind of sketchy.

Apparently, on her way to somewhere she was listening to a news broadcast (or maybe she saw it on TV) She said it was somewhere in China ( and why would she lie) that they had 2 Pandas in captivity that they were trying to breed. The girl Panda was new to captivity but the boy had been raised there. So far they had not had a successful coupling, the girl was willing but the guy just wasn’t into it. So they then pulled together some of the top scientists. They decided that it was most likely because the guy was raised in captivity and did not have a parent to teach him the “birds and bees” so to speak. So they rigged up a monitor in the guy Panda’s cage . Guess what it was showing? Yup, you guessed it “Pandas Gone Wild” . Several different montages of Pandas in the wild going at it. Their hope was that if he watched enough of this “Panda Porn” he would either get so desperate he would learn how to do it , or the video would have some real instructional merit. I laughed so hard I had tears rolling down my face for about 30 minutes. I have not yet heard of an outcome, or if the boy Panda learned anything useful. I also do not have a link to the video, so don’t bother asking me for it .

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